I Need a Bucket

because this story induces vomiting!

Too smart to be a wife

MEN prefer their wives to be less intelligent than themselves and successful women struggle to stay married, research reveals.

Relationship experts say professional men prefer to marry women "like their mums" who do not challenge them intellectually.

Most guys I know and have befriended prefer to date / marry women of equal intellectual stature, thankfully.

I cannot imagine how boring a marriage would be without lively discussion and a feeling of mutual respect.

Not to mention, there are scads of stupid guys out there - how the hell are they finding partners when they are so obviously dead last on the food chain.

Grr...